God of cats is a person that typically really hates cats. They tend to be really quiet unless you provoke them. If provoked god of cats will start shooting you with a silver pp7 shotgun.

God of cats also tends to play cringe and outdated games like fortnite etc.

If befriended god of cats will stay loyal to you at any cost whatever you do to them. But they are really bad at keeping secrets and will give away your secret after 20-43 hours of telling them.
Alex: Hey dude god of cats is coming we should totally become his friends
Brandon: fuck no i dont wanna get shot
Alex: Actually you are right i wanna keep my secrets a secret
by PiknMokeny July 23, 2021
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