sword fighting

when drunk and at the front door of one's home, trying to find the keyhole and crazily dabbing at the area around it, resembling a sword fight

from my bedroom I could hear sally sword fighting with the door after a night at the bar

by Chris4545 December 28, 2006

fighting the dragon

Masturbation until you bleed

Lucas was fighting the dragon when his mom walked in.

by Tealduck December 8, 2013

fire fighter

people you love, instead of pigs, they will actually help you

man, i really wish fire fighter were there to help us intead of pigs!

by acab_bitch October 9, 2020

figting

figting, sloppy word for fighting made by dumb people. Or for a hidden way to say it without people knowing

"Did you watch the figting match"
"I like figting"

by Clinton Cooper April 16, 2005

Flight to Jawmacia

Recieveing oral sex from a woman

I had this borad give me a flight to Jawmacia.

by Swoop916 August 1, 2008

Frightened Rabbit

You are trying to shit on a girl during sex, but you are constipated. You push as hard as you can until the shit is halfway out, but as soon as you relax your stomach muscles, the shit goes all the way back in. (When you flex your stomach muscles your cock flares up. But when you relax it goes down. The cock represents a hunting snake, and the shit represents a frightened rabbit retreating back into its hole)

Dood! Last night I was trying to shit on my girl but i had a frightened rabbit. Fukin A!!!

by MMMofVVV March 30, 2008

Street Fighter

The source of all school violence. That and DOOM.

Kids who play Street Fighter 2 are more likely to wear trenchcoats and shoot people for no reason.

by Lieberman October 21, 2003