Cruton duck

Jesse Frederick

yo youre such a cruton duck

Cruton duck by DeFine Anon September 30, 2011

Fuck-Duck

A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"

I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!

Fuck-Duck by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011

Beccas duck 

An amazing, fucking funny dipshit who likes to quack and ships peaches and tomatoes together.

"Sarah, You're Beccas duck!" Said Becca.

Beccas duck by Sosarahisme June 11, 2013

snuggle duck 

A snuggle duck is a drunk female that can no longer walk straight and has to snuggle up to anyone and anything in her immediate surroundings just to stay up right. Snuggle ducks are usually down to fool around, however said duck will need help waddling to the room and will most likely pass out instantly.

"Woah! That snuggle duck just waddled into that wall! She must be ready to go!"

snuggle duck by Babyballin February 19, 2014

soapy duck 

A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.

"Dude did you hit it last night"
"Yea we soapy ducked"
"Dude you are a legend!"

soapy duck by Soapyduckthathoe April 14, 2014

tea duck 

When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.

Give me a sign: tea duck me baby one more time.

tea duck by hstrm July 23, 2014

blond duck 

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.

Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.

blond duck by boronanon April 3, 2015