college place

the biggest little town within a 2 feet radious around it and home of the imfamous McPenis burger. basically an oversized retirement home the chances of you beeing greeted by an old person while walking here are 99/100. the schools here are gay and the bums around here hide at day and then they crawl out at night and eat your dog. gays and lesbians hide inside the wal mart bathroom and there is this wanna b gang bhind the k mart they suck dick when no one is looking

kid walking:*humming*
old person:hello there young one

gay person:get out of my stall!

boy:college place sucks!

by sexiestofmuffins February 20, 2009

St. Mary's College of Maryland

A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.

St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:

normal person: "so what's your major" ?

hippie retread: "huh" ?

normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?

hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"

by pawzavitch July 30, 2009

college

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by eat teh shit and die April 23, 2005

Mercedes College

1. The definition of Toys (See Definition 2)

2. Mercedes College is a Catholic, co-educational day school located in Springfield a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia. It was established by the Sisters of Mercy in 1954. Originally a boarding school for girls, it is now a coeducational school. Filled with wogs, wiggers and fake hardarses the school is notorious for the gutless toys that inhabit the school. They unofficially believe that their intercol is against Scotch College, although Scotch does not share this belief due to poor quality of Mercedes sporting teams, evident in the past sporting results.

3. Mercedes 07 trashed my school (UHS), and then tried to blame it on Scotch College by spraying grafiti that read Scotchies 07 near the damaged property, although due to Mercedes Students inferior knowledge spelt Scotch Collage (sic) instead.

Due to this important mistake it became clear that Scotch Was not involved, highlighting the strong relationship we have with our friends up at Torrens Park.

Mercedes College - A private school which is below the standards of most public schools in Adelaide.

A breeding ground for toys.

by Ralpho9 November 14, 2007

college virgin

Someone who has not had sex since the beginning of his/her college career. This does include summers, breaks, etc.

Clark: "Since Alex had sex over the summer, he is no longer a college virgin!"

Brandon: "Sweet, that guy is the coolest!"

by notacollegevirgin July 4, 2014

clown college

1. to be in bad standing

2. to be low in quality

3. to be unintelligent

4. to be juvenile in nature

1. i'm not partying at the silver fox anymore bro, that place is clown college.

2. man these seats are clown college, couldn't we have gotten closer to the ring?

3. yo that girl you were talking to last night was clown college, i hope you got her number.

4. yo don't invite mark to the party, every time i see that dude it's full on clown college and shit.

by mick_the_skin June 26, 2010

College Ten

1. See "ghetto."

"Damn, look at his cigarette-butt covered face...he is so College Ten."

by Bejesus May 7, 2003