clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017

Cock Cycle

A standard unit of measurement based on the time it takes from the start of masturbation to the point of ejaculation

Martha ran a marathon which took her one cock cycle instead of two....she broke her old record

by Sir cock doctor June 24, 2017

cock boxed

When a girl at the club gets seperated from her group and is then surrounded by guys on all sides dancing who do not allow her to catch up.

Caitlin tried to leave the dance floor with her friends but a bunch of Canadian guys cock boxed her on the dance floor.

by Foxy Sparkles June 24, 2017

lethal cock

A big Pussy loving penis

THE MAN HAD A VERY LETHAL COCK

by LOLZER WOLZER November 8, 2017

Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!

Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!

by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017

Flower cock

A beautiful and fully bloomed cock

Wow what an amazing flower cock

by The.more.you.know. March 16, 2017

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016