Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022

bouncer blocked

Pronounced: BOWNSER BLOK-ED

When a bouncer doesnt let you into the club therefore stopping any progress you made with the girls you met in the queue.

DUDE THAT GUY TOTALLY BOUNCER BLOCKED ME. SOMETHING ABOUT SCANNING MY ID. ASSHOLE..

by Myfeed22 February 6, 2014

Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

Pussy block

A wlw that stops other wlw from gettin some puss. a real cunt *derogatory*

damn that lesbian is a real pussy block

by neenahbean November 12, 2022

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.

"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."

by e6st December 4, 2020

Cubby block

A block made out of latex and plastic, used to transport kids around schools. It waddles using a self-controlled air bellow.

Mrs. Nora: Now, how about I waddle you around the whole school to get to your classroom.
Jimmy: But how?
Mrs. Nora: I'll get a cubby block for you to get waddled around the hallway to your kindergarten.

by Vorphy_101 April 26, 2024