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Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example
Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
mugGet the Big-Bang Blowholemug.

banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017
mugGet the banged me a turkey sandwichmug.

Glitch bang bang

To be used when you’re playing call of duty and your game glitches and you accidentally die.
by Mandem with big PP June 21, 2020
mugGet the Glitch bang bangmug.

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
mugGet the bang on woodmug.

Bang Lag

Similar to Jet Lag. Disruption of a typical sleeping cycle experienced after staying up for multiple consecutive nights banging.
"hey, looking a bit tired this morning there dude"
"ya... just a bit of bang lag"
by salesismycoffee July 20, 2016
mugGet the Bang Lagmug.

BANG BANG

When you're not trying to bruise that pussy, just hit it and quit it. Like bye, Felicia.
"I'm already hard and shit and it ain't gonna be no bang bang and done I'm tryna bruise that pussy a lil"
by Dewter Scooter November 27, 2021
mugGet the BANG BANGmug.

bottom bang

When a girl & boy are having sex the boy is at the bottom and the girl is at the top riding him . the Boy is at the bottom banging!
" Bend it over let him bottom bang "
by kiiimilly May 6, 2016
mugGet the bottom bangmug.

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