Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit
by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 06, 2020
Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
by God at fortnite March 14, 2018
by 26584569523698545269584 February 17, 2019
Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.
by Dumb thoughts... May 02, 2019
I love irem so much each second without her feels so hard to withstand. I love her with every bit of my being and the two of us can take on anything
Guy1 : Is that the biggest gangsters in the world
Guy2: no that’s just Christian and irem
Guy1: woahhh I wish I was them
Guy2: so true, they’re going to get married and have so many beautiful babies together
Guy2: no that’s just Christian and irem
Guy1: woahhh I wish I was them
Guy2: so true, they’re going to get married and have so many beautiful babies together
by arruspuchuchuAskim December 05, 2024
A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 06, 2024