custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

Apple

A fruit

She said take the worm out of the apple

by Apples for kids November 26, 2020

Apple

When you’re brown on the outside but act white on The inside, you act like something other then your not.

“Wow, she’s such an apple;always trying to be something she’s not”

by Mnj85 June 25, 2021

High Apples

When you want to emphasize a statement.

Lakota, if you don't show up at 1:30 today as scheduled I will report you to you superior. That's High Apples too!

by Jaysun Saint Clair May 29, 2021

Philly Apple

The batteries that the Philadelphia sports fans throw at players they don't like.

Damn! You think enough Philly Apples will convince J.D. Drew to sign?

by time-1 October 12, 2021

apple pie

i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

by brothamanman May 20, 2024