alex jewell

A fat neek who obsesses over his ex Lara and likes to drink Stella to think he’s cool but is actually just a loner

What is alex jewell doing?
Probably looking at Lara’s insta and drinking Stella like a neek

by AlexTheFatNeek April 17, 2020

Alex

Alex is the sweetest,most loving and affectionate person you could ever ask for.He's very generous & will always put their loved ones first before themselves.Very goal-oriented and determined to put the biggest smile on your face.He always compliments the love of his life surprising her with various gifts

"Who is he?"
"He's Alex, the guy I'm aspiring to be".
Love her like an Alex would.

by WitchyBubblegum00 April 19, 2020

Alex

A large group of faggots having an orgy where they all cum in eachothers mouths in the end.

-Why are all those men walking into that hotel room?

-An alex is probably going on

by Lexluthor25 April 24, 2020

Alex Mann

A way of living with nothing but immaculate fun in mind.

Dude 1: Im tryna hit the club Alex Mann style tonight!

Dude 2: I'd come but I have an Econ problem set due tomorrow! :/
Dude 1: It'd be a lot more Alex Mann of you to say fuck it and pop that bottle of champ' !
Dude 2: I guess I'm just more of Jonah Schenk type then!
Dude 1: Well then I guess you should've done Castle...

by icarl(y) April 24, 2020

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment

by ISRY November 9, 2020

Alex (skipper) embleton

One of the biggest alphas in darfield likes robbing pensioners for their

cigarettes.

proud owner of 8 ferrets

Always begs you for food

This rare creature can be sighted around longbow park can also be found at the back of the local corner shop

“Alex (skipper) embleton just robbed mi grans cigs”

by Barnsleyguy November 14, 2020

alex o’day

the absolute best person in the world, if you encounter one your very lucky

hey mom i met a boy at school
what his name honey

‘alex o’day’
he’s a keeper honey

by inshala mushala November 17, 2020