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asshole

An idiotic son of a bitch who won't shut the fuck up!

Example:

My teacher
Fuckboys
People in general
N: Look there is Magnus, my teacher. He's such an asshole.

T: I agree 100%
by N.Ss May 21, 2018
mugGet the assholemug.

Asshole

Asshole-mike sherm
“Im a mtf asshole,bitch im da shit” -mike sherm
by 5startatum January 19, 2023
mugGet the Assholemug.

pack of Assholes

A pack of people that make your life miserable.
Mainly management in a big corporation. Not to leave those on the descending ladder. CNO, office management , head nurses and co workers.
Them pack of assholes been trying to get me to quit because they can’t fire me.

I know right, try working with these pack of Assholes.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
mugGet the pack of Assholesmug.

Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.
Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025
mugGet the Schrodinger's assholemug.

Asshole

Somebody who makes fun of black people or LGBTQ people. It’s also something that helps you shit.
Oh, man, did you see that asshole over there?
Goddamn I hate him.
by killdren August 2, 2023
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

Patty is such an asshole, why is she such a dick to Brooke?
by nkcookie July 9, 2021
mugGet the Assholemug.

Major Asshole

The kind of person who puts actual definitions of words straight from the dictionary on this site
I'm just trying to find out what (word) means , but this major asshole is posting the actual definition.
by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG January 23, 2018
mugGet the Major Assholemug.

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