scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

asshole

a worthless piece of crap who goes around treating people badly

That guy over there is such an asshole. All he ever does is treat people like dirt.

by funny fellas May 15, 2014

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Asshole

Another name for a Russian president who has a really long term.

Putin: I'm an asshole!

by amogus susi September 13, 2022

Assholic

A term of manner spoken.

I have a assholic attitude towards politics.

by SoulCursedRapier October 18, 2018

Asshole

A type of person seen as self devoting to making the lives of everybody around them a bit worse than they were a minute before they met each other. That term can be however used by one such person to hide the fact of what they really are, a callous piece of shit.

Did you see that prick who calls himself an asshole go last night? The moment he drove home from the party, he reached down for his phone and crushed three bushes from Derek's front yard and we never heard from him since.

by enrique150 January 9, 2020

righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

by heccarina June 18, 2018