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Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.
Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.
by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019
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Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.
Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...
by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024
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Hot Potato

This term is used to describe someone who has 'verbal diarrhea', speaks fast without breaks, and usually has speech that is discombobulated, hard to understand, or difficult to hear;

Someone who is speaking so fast, as if they have a hot potato in their mouth that they are trying to cool down;

When a person sounds like they have a hot potato in their mouth;

When a person is trying to talk with their mouth full, but there is nothing in their mouth;

It sounds like gibberish speech.
That person is hot-potatoing...

"Stop hot-potatoing!"

"You are hot-potatoing again!"

Why did you hot potato?

"Speak properly - I can't hear you with all that hot-potatoing..."
by Aamich July 29, 2024
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Harold the potato

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.
Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh
by Tragiic March 7, 2025
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holy potato

potato that is holy
that potato is holy, cuz its a holy potato
by holy potato March 15, 2022
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Meth potato

A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family
Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato

Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag

Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants

Frank: what a fucking meth potato

Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!
by Ragbomb69 February 11, 2020
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potato ocean

A word to mess with you friends so they get very confused
by Kiki_61 September 27, 2017
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