zumpernugget

When u got chicken nuggets, but ur horny, so u jerk off while having a chicken nugget

Wow I'm bored, might as well use a zumpernugget

by Head soccer January 5, 2019

ZapperFiend

An up and coming twitch streamer group , the face of the groups is callum (an english man in his early 20's) and his friends (jake and kieran + others) they stream what ever they want and are always having random funny chats in there discord call.

last night i watched ZapperFiend on Twitch.tv/ZapperFiend

by DIRTYFATJOKES January 11, 2019

zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking

Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Zipper lip

A person who can not shut there mouths long enough to let other people talk

Will you shut that zipper lip up

by Gibble cunt May 14, 2022

zipper zucchini

A man’s penis. Also sometimes referred to as a trouser snake.

He unzipped his jeans and out popped a zipper zucchini!

by JRL1998 October 2, 2023

Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015