broke my zipper

A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.

Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"

Other Dude: "Oh my god.."

Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*

Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."

by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013

ZappyStar

The best twitch streamer ever!

“Have you heard of ZappyStar?” “Hey they’re so pog! It always cheers me up when I watch her streams!”

by Azprine July 25, 2021

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

zippo

1. a metal, refillable lighter that is known for it's rugged design. It is windproof, and has a lifetime guarantee, which is why it's become so popular over tha ages. Zippos often have designs on them to give them "personality." a fuel button does not need to be pressed in order to keep lit, it turns off by closing the lid.
2. a derogatory word used by the military for flamethrower tanks.

I just got a new Zippo, it's so cool!

by pyrotechnik July 28, 2005

zipper piggy

A female who performs the act of fellatio often.

Last night I picked up this girl at the club two hours later this zipper piggy was goin to town.

by Flesh Gordon January 21, 2006

Zipper Sparks

The act of engaging sexual intercourse while both parties involved keep their clothes on. Analogous to dry humping. Often performed when time factors into coitus.

I heard Ron was with Sally the other day, and they totally engaged in some serious zipper sparks.

by Captain Quigglebottoms March 23, 2011

zipper malfunction

When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.

yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions

by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011