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Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 22, 2025
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orgasm yawn

Super sexy yawn that hot women in Minesota make when excited but tired.
There goes her orgasm yawn again....
by Wild Bubba April 27, 2016
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get your yawn on

Slang phrase to describe getting sleepy.
It’s late, so go ahead and get your yawn on!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023
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long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.
Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face
by A coool persone March 19, 2020
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yawn

you did this searching it up
yawn
by Lyrosity September 16, 2022
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Yawning Wookie

Hairs located on the butt hole that resemble the character Chewbacca (a wookie) from Star Wars, yawning
I need to shave down there, it looks like a yawning wookie.
by Shart Tale December 30, 2023
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Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.
Your jaw looks so fine, have you been yawn maxing?
by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024
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