A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.
by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019
Get the Xander mug.well a Xander is a weird type of person that almost no one understands apart from the people close to him and well of course him.The Xander type is known for accidentally getting in love scenario he didn't want to be in and he's probably gay just ask your local Xander, i would know i am one.
someone''Jesus you hear about Xander i heard he's gay''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''
by someone named xander December 13, 2019
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Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
“Xander is so hot 🥵”
by 1010789 February 23, 2024
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Get the xander mug.Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu
by Father large August 24, 2020
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by Xander Matthew Chan Le Jun July 21, 2024
Get the Xander mug.Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑
AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020
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