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witness the fitness

<hot guy walks in room>

girl says: witness the fitness
by sexy mofos June 10, 2005
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Anna Wintour

The most glorified and grandiose woman in fashion.
Me: Anna Wintour looks like she is dressed in her grandmothers curtains!
You: I know right
Fashion Fuck: What?! She is such an ICON
Everyone Else: Sigh...
by gordon bolognaise January 9, 2019
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Longboarding without a helmet

The act of dangerously fast bangin of bad bitches without rubbers.
Did you see Sam with that random sloot last night, he was longboarding without a helmet all night long!
by Justin Timberlake the II Cumin February 8, 2009
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Sex without the X

Dull, lifeless, boring, unexciting lovemaking, as in non X-rated sex. You know, like when you get married.
A day without sunshine is like sex without the X.
by PeeBee February 13, 2004
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Q without a U

A critical part of a project is missing to render it utterly useless; a crucial person in your life is missing so as to render you utterly useless. Just like trying to form a word in the English language that starts with Q but has no U is nearly impossible.
1. The plans for the new public park are beautiful, but without the funding, the plans are a Q without a U.
2. My boyfriend is stationed overseas for 6 months, and I can't seem to function. Without him, I'm a Q without a U.
by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011
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WINO

Woman in name only. Similar to RINO (Republican in Name Only) or DINO (Democrat in Name Only).

This label applies to Women that run on predominantly male-defined agenda. Sarah Palin, Meg Whitman, Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell are examples. They can be called WINO's - Women in name only; feminists they are not.
That Sarah is such a WINO... she has larger cohones than John McCain.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 20, 2010
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Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010
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