winter coat

A winter coat is a beard grown to keep the face warm during cold temperatures. The more manly and grizzly the beard, the more of a winter coat it is.

Note: This dialogue is much funnier if used during spring and summer seasons.

Woman: "and why won't you shave your face you look like a caveman!"

Man: "Bitch! I already told you, it's my fucking winter coat, and I need it!"

by BreezeZilla August 25, 2007

Winter Wonderland

When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.

Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:

Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!

by Zachariah94 October 11, 2019

winter boo

A person that you kick it with and be consistent with only when its cold during the winter months. When spring comes you single again.

Its the end of summer so I need to find a WINTER BOO asap.

Its spring and my WINTER BOO still wants to see me all the time. Ugh!!!!

by Cloverfieldpoet92 May 5, 2014

Winters Texas

Small, crappy town in Texas. It's filled with people who are small, backwards and dumb.

Sue: Whats the dumbest town in Texas?

Mary: Winters Texas is the dumbest town in Texas.

by tmg2006 June 28, 2009

Taylor Winter

two words, Boooty Thick.

"Taylor Winter's ass man, it's booty thick."

by Donny Coff April 6, 2010

winter chicken

any older person, long past the prime of their life

Let's go watch the half-dead winter chickens climb the steps into the Social Security building.

by StBill September 25, 2010

Winter Whisper

When someone suddenly blows a cold breeze on someone else's hot and sweaty armpit, making him/her shiver. It is generally considered very unpleasant and nasty to give a winter whisper to a person you don't know, especially when in public.

- Sarah was very upset when Tom gave her a winter whisper, she even dropped her Schweppes.
- Yeah, we had a very awkward time, I didn't even know what a winter whisper was before that.

by WittyGolgi August 2, 2013