Window Shopper

Someone who looks at stuff they cant buy
i wish i had them kicks but i cant afford them (im a window shopper)
by Dee Jay October 28, 2005
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Windows shopping

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.
I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.
by Krema April 19, 2009
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fuck windows

This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.
FUCK WINDOWS! Bill... you are a cruel, cruel man. I gotta get a Mac!
by vanillavillain January 25, 2012
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window warrior

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.
"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."
by Goddunit October 19, 2008
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Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional
Hello, I--*crash*
by dj gs68 July 08, 2003
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windows 8

a cell phone simulator on your pc
windows 8 is like a cell phone computer
by tornadofan122 September 06, 2013
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window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.
Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.
by Halitosis June 06, 2004
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