I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

Will Stelk

A vegetable commonly known as asparagus. Also gay.

Wow this Will Stelk is delicious. Is it grilled?

Do you burn? - "No, I'm Will Stelk"

by Lynn A. Parr March 27, 2019

I will become back my money

A meme from The binding of isaac community used to say that they want a refund, but comically

*Loses TBOI run*
Person : Fuck! I will become back my money!

by Treejitsu April 9, 2022

No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

by Saint of words October 22, 2019

Willow

the nicest girl you will ever meet, except when you piss her off. She is the person i really care about but she doesn't know it

Willow is so beautiful

by First Breath after coma March 23, 2005

it will make a turd

something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.

"What do you think of the stew that I made?"

"Ehh, not bad. It will make a turd."

by Porkchop705 August 10, 2005

will to win

The ability to do whatever is necessary in life to achieve your goals in life, sports, or any endeavor you undertake. The will to win is a phrase held by only those who truly believe in the will to do something that others believe one cannot do.

person who needs to believe should rely on the will to win

by willtowin September 16, 2013