COW Syndrome

COWS- Center Of the World Syndrome
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......

NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The entire cast of Jersey Shore & the Kardashians suffer from COW syndrome

Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome

by WEDONTGIVEASHIT November 30, 2010

Dunlop Syndrome

A condition that exists when your belly has "dun lopped" over your belt. Also related to the "spare tire" that comes with obesity.

Sometimes also referred to as "Dunlap Syndrome", Dunlop is caused by over eating and lack of exercise.

"My boyfriend totally has Dunlop Syndrome. He hasn't seen his belt in years."

by bigwoman March 09, 2009

Dug Syndrome

Dug syndrome is a rare disability that directly impacts a person's ability to function at a normal capacity. Someone with dug syndrome may struggle to hold a conversation without bringing up big black cocks. They may commonly have an obsession with making weird noises, jazz, and whistling with a protruding lower lip. It is easy to identify someone with dug syndrome because they dress like a 40 year old dad in khaki shorts a plain colored t-shirt, and new balance shoes, but have the face of a young child. Someone with dug syndrome is extremely gullible and will often eat peanuts with the shell on.

I feel bad for the kid eating peanuts with the shell on, he must have dug syndrome.

by Kamilyn May 20, 2022

Midgetcody syndrome

Meaning your a midget for life

Victoria diagnosed cody with midgetcody syndrome

by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019

Saiyan Syndrome

Having an unnatural need to fight and become stronger that only feels natural to yourself.

Saiyan Syndrome unnatural aggression

by TheUncrownedking May 23, 2015

Office Syndrome

When you are in a room (office, classroom, etc.) without an attractive person, so you choose someone that you can pretend is attractive just for the sake of having someone to oggle at.

Jade: "Wow, Marla. That guy over there is super hot!"
Marla: "Uh... Dude, I think you have a severe case of Office Syndrome."

by J1tt3rbug June 26, 2012

NARBEH SYNDROME

When you cant stop hanging out with narbeh too much and you get a unknown syndrome disease that goes to your tutuz.

SIDE EFFECTS OF NARBEH SYNDROME:

Explosive Diarrhea
Brain Damage
Emotional Damage

Also Memory Loss.

omggg i hung out with narbeh and now i feel like im a new human with assthetic narbeh diseases in me 🤪.

For exmaple: Michael has Narbeh syndrome from hanging out with us too much.

by lavashak_arbi June 26, 2022