Read a movie

To watch a movie with subtitles.

Everyone says this foreign film is great, but I'm not in the mood to read a movie tonight.

by AmelieFromFrance November 17, 2011

maria read

She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch

Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend

by Unknown friend March 4, 2019

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

Reading lion

When you read a lot of book

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"

by Fredrik James February 10, 2021

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

by Vbui717 June 9, 2014

The person reading this

why are you even here anyway

the person reading this is just a normal human

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022