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wifie material

When you see a HOT GIRL THAT YOU WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE EVEN THOUGH SHE DOSEN'T KNOW IT YET
MAN YOU SEE THAT CHICK OVER THERE SHE'S PRIMETIME WIFIE MATERIAL
by '70Boss 429 mustang March 24, 2023
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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
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Gucci Wifi

Someone who has very good wifi and super fast connection on the internet.
Jason: Wow this is some gucci wifi... It's very fast!"
by datboi101lol April 19, 2021
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Wifi Bands

made some "wifi bands" off the internet today
by YungDegen May 18, 2024
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wifi phone

A phone without service that you can only use with wifi.
Girl she got a wifi phone cause when she came to my house she kept asking for my password cause she couldnt text nobody without wifi.
by Jayyy02 March 7, 2016
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wifi

by crabwearingflipflops November 16, 2018
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let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021
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