Crotch whistle

Applying tampons when queefing

Onee. my girlfriend crotch whistled while applying a tampon

Crotch whistle by Ajobcg April 5, 2021

Grenade Whistle

When your buddies bring home a grenade and their vision might be cloudy due to inebriation, you can help them by grabbing a 'vuvuzela' and blowing loudly enough so that your buddy hears it and realizes that they are with a grenade.

"Wow Billy brought home a grenade, I have to help him out. (grabs vuvuzela and blows into it). Grenade Whistle!!!"

Billy: (hears vuvuzela) Oh Man Grenade!!!! Abort!!

Grenade Whistle by Roddy92 January 5, 2011

taint whistle 

a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.

With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.

taint whistle by Will Bixby May 4, 2006

dirt whistle 

A female anus, clinched vigurously, when releasing gas echos the high pitched sound of a squeeky whisle. It can only be faintly heard during occurence. This action is usually associated with and during social settings, the attempt is to not receive blame or embarrasment for said act.

At the Anderson's cocktail party, only fluffy the cocker spanial noticed the high pitch sound of Janet's dirt whistle. psssss..... "oups I've done it agian."

dirt whistle by Maverick Mitchell February 4, 2006

rusty slide-whistle 

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.

Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.

rusty slide-whistle by lavoinha August 26, 2006

Its only a bleedin' whistle 

The reply to any question in which you are stuck for an answer.

Friend - why didn't you come to my party on Friday?

Reply - Aww its only a bleedin' whistle

This phrase was coined from father Ted, when Father Damien/Damo steals Mr Benson's whistle.
When caught for this terrible crime he can’t see why such a big deal was made over the whistle being stolen and replies, “it’s only a bleedin' whistle"

Its only a bleedin' whistle by jimmymc22 April 2, 2009

Teaching his goldfish how to whistle 

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

Teaching his goldfish how to whistle by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006