Square Wheeler

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

2 Wheeled Dump Truck

the act of placing one's testicles into the anus of a female; essentially an anal tea bagging.

The bitch was so freaky she asked for a 2 wheeled dump truck!

by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005

Ted Wheeler

Ted Wheeler (45 y/o) is a character in Stranger Things, a Netflix original series. Ted is played by Joe Chrest.

Family:
Son- Mike Wheeler (13 y/o)
Daughter- Nancy Wheeler (17 y/o)
Daughter- Holly Wheeler (4 y/o)
Wife- Karen Wheeler (Late 30's)

Ted enjoys Chicken. Ted lives in Hawkin's, Indiana. Ted has brown hair and brown eyes.

"I hope you're enjoying your chicken Ted." -Karen
"What'd I do?!" -Ted Wheeler

by Mileven23 December 27, 2017

fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

wheee!kend

A joy-filled, active, fun-loving weekend. whee! weekend

Tony: So my girl and I skiied all day Saturday and rode the coasters all Sunday. And that's after the Friday night cruise around the bay.
Tina: Sounds like you had a wheee!kend.

by bob beeflips April 21, 2008

Wheezy Turn

An abrupt 90 degree change in camera angle usually preformed by vloggers and made famous my the Youtube vlogger, Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter says some of the funniest things after one of his Wheezy Turns.

by Corbino February 15, 2010

Wheezin'

v. Any form of pursuit of an interest in a person of the opposite gender. Wheezin' can include anything from casual flirting to serious dating, and can involve such activities as texting, talking, hanging out, dating, or even simple nonverbal gestures that portray an attraction.

Look up "Wheezin" by Whiteboy Recordz on YouTube for a better description.

"Dude, who was that chick you were wheezin on at that party?"

"Yo, I'm gonna go get my wheeze on!"

"Man, those two are wheezin' hard!"

A girl walks by and smiles at a guy, showing obvious interest. The guy might turn to his friends and say "I'm wheezin!"

by D-Ricka January 29, 2010