wrinklebag

1. An old, wrinkley person.
2. An individual wearing an article of clothing that is heavily wrinkled.

1. She's older than those wrinklebags on The Golden Girls.
2. I didn't have time to iron my clothes and now I'm a complete wrinklebag.

by Surely Funke November 8, 2008

Wrinkle Neck

Noun. Best described as a singular unit of excrement. Person acting out in an obnoxious or unruly manner.

My neighbor's dog left a huge pile of wrinkle necks on my lawn.

My neighbor is a wrinkle neck for allowing his dog to crap on my lawn.

When Fred drinks, he can really be a total wrinkle neck.

by BigWyo October 13, 2009

Wrinkled Cheeto

An elderly person that has a bad spray tan

"hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"

"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto

by Barack Yomama May 23, 2011

winkler

A word used by mostly 10-13 year old boys which means small penis.

"Yo Albert"
"What's up Wilson?"
"You have a small winkler"
"I'm telling on you!"

by Lastryder April 12, 2009

wrinkle ranch

A bar or lounge in which older women go to pick up younger men.

Last night I was feeling like an older woman so my buddy and I headed over to the wrinkle ranch to find some action.

by Beaker411 February 11, 2006

wrinklebrain

One who is clever, intelligent, and quick on their feet. In contrast to a smoothbrain.

Andrew got an A in the hardest class in our school! He must be a true wrinklebrain.

by Kahni March 13, 2019

Penis Wrinkle

pe-nis wrin-kle
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.

Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.

by Wet Willy the White April 17, 2009