Weight thermometer

The posh 85 year old way of saying scale

A: You know I was just weighing myself on the weight thermometer...I feel so skinny
B: Damn can I use your weight thermometer

by potatosugar July 2, 2021

correct weight

Used to confirm approval of a mates suggestion or comment.

"Time for a brew?" - "Correct weight"

"Fark she's got mad cans!!" - "Correct weight"

by EMaddog February 29, 2008

market weight

a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.

Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.

That dude is huge, definitely market weight.

by AK sparky May 19, 2008

Expiration Weight

similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.

"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor

by bambilovestoparty December 9, 2009

jack weight

Lifting a lot of weight, typically done in, but isn't limited to, the gym.

I'm headed to The Firm to jack weight.

by Grand Blanc January 3, 2010

College Weight

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.

It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.

by Shang Tsung October 2, 2010

Border Weight

the maximum maintainable weight an illegal immigrant can sustain and still make an illusive escape from immigration.

"Pedro, you're living dangerously eating all those tortillas. You're not going to be able to make border weight."

by Petey D12 May 17, 2014