teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

fabric weenie

The fake weenie that you get when your jeans bunch up while sitting.

Dude- my fabric weenie looks HUGE!

by s-n-m April 16, 2008

Da Da Da Little Weenie

A song that pedophiles sing to random children while pissing in a urinal.

Kid: I'm just a'walking over to the urinal to pee! YAY!
Pedophile: Da da da little weenie!
Kid: I'll kick yo ass!

by dadadalittleweenie July 10, 2010

Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

ween0rz

Hacker-speak for a plural of the male sex organ that protrudes from bewteen the legs in the pubic area.

0/\/\G. i 10\/3 ween0rz.

by Jordan P. October 27, 2005

Weenie Deedling

The acting of playing with a honker

If she goes home with me she is in for some weenie deedling!!!

by John Manning March 24, 2008

weenfart

Weenfart is a normal bodily function in which a burst of air is secreted or farted out from the hole of the penis; much like the queef is to the vagina.

in laymens terms it means a fart out of the penis.

Doctor-" Any trouble urinating?"

patient- " No, but right before I pee there's a quick weenfart and then the stream is pretty steady"...

by Shanezore February 18, 2009