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Wallace

Wallace is a great character who get’s all the girls. He also is a best friend to all the gangsters. If you know a Wallace, you have a good life.
1: Yo is that Wallace?
2: It is, I can tell by the muscles!
by D1zzy March 14, 2024
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wallace rizz

The ability to attract a person by referring to Stuart Ridgeways dead cat in a conversation.
“Do you know Wallace?” says Owen.

*Omg he knows Wallace😍😍* she thinks, “W Wallace Rizz”
by IloveWallace October 11, 2022
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Jake Wallace

A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her
Don’t be a Jake Wallace for the love of god
by Ajakewallacehater January 30, 2020
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Caden Wallace

Caden Wallace is a tryhard MLP fan
by 22107 February 14, 2022
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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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Dwayne Wallace

Dwayne is a uncommon name and it would mean that he’s very smart and a borderline god
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.

This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.
hey, let’s hang out with Dwayne Wallace
by Wallace126 December 1, 2018
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wallace

Eric Gleacher has a big raw meat and he calls it Wallace her like to play with at night all day long when he sees gabby lamaj eric also is a certified baller and get mad because the Miami jets haven’t made it to the Super Bowl
by gian-carlo vellutino August 17, 2023
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