William Wallacing

To attack a retreating person or force, only to fail and become a martyr for it.

Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?

Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.

by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014

Rusty Wallace

When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.

I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!

by May 11, 2023

Rusty Wallace

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.

Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.

I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.

We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.

by Apairadeez December 12, 2022

William Wallaced

To be cut into multiple pieces and displayed across the country.

Person 1: It sucks that my friend Bob got William Wallaced yesterday
Person 2: Oh no that sure stinks
Person 1: No like the other William Wallaced.

by trangender December 11, 2024

ben wallace

a sex act in which a true hillybilly downeaster uses bait juice as sexual lube.

lets get a barriel of fish and pull ourselves a ben wallace tonight

by licker12 October 19, 2015

Wallace and Grommet

During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If you’re feeling courageous, take a laxative so it’s like a hot chocolate

Damn, I should have done a Wallace and Grommet before going out in the cold

by leakingfaucet November 07, 2023

Wallace

Sexy as fk, he got a super humongous penis which can fits in ur mouth perfectly.

Wallace the god. Oh yeah Wallace is in me.

by Wallace the God November 24, 2021