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wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
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Wanderley

Wanderley is a name of a town in Brasil.

WANDER: to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : ramble <wandering around the house>

2: to follow a winding course : meander

3a : to go astray (as from a course) : stray <wandered away from the group> b : to go astray morally : err c : to lose normal mental contact : stray in thought <his mind wandered>

LEY: Law

to stray from the law hahaha

In fact, someone named Wanderley cannot be defined, any definition is too limited. Wanderley is someone who will say to anyone who defines them "don't define me"

He is one who will define himself, a strong minded leader
You know Wanderley?

no...no one knows for sure who Wanderley is...he's so mystifying, you can't define him!
by pinkcheesegringo May 7, 2011
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Waddell

Used to be a place in the middle of nowhere with the only public building was the lame Post Office. Now (2008) it is swarming with wanna be farmers who wish it was the olden days
Man, we are visiting our folks in the sticks of Waddell.
by Shaquira June 26, 2008
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Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!
by VeryCold April 2, 2010
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Wanderbust

A very strong or irresistible impulse to ejaculate.

To add to your body count.
I really love my girlfriend, but it’s about time I started to wanderbust
by Fvte November 28, 2019
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wadders

people who wad their toilet paper ( usually women) as opposed to folding ( usually Men)
Please don't wad and clog up our shitter.
by dell January 22, 2005
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walder

by Anal mane February 11, 2018
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