vitamin licker

a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.

When Paul ran his tongue up and down the coat rack, everyone thought to themselves, "That Paul, he sure is one sick vitamin licker."

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Vitamin E

A dose of Erica through sexual activities proven to diminish anxiety, stress and negative mood. Ask your sponsor before trying vitamin E. Be careful when taking vitamin E with expectations of commitment or love.

Rub some vitamin E on it.

by Fire Kunt December 2, 2018

Vitamin G

Greasy food, deep fried heaven, dripping manna

I go to Waffle House at least once a month for a dose of Vitamin G.

by Wahmuk September 26, 2009

Vitamin M

A slang for mercury (Hg) which has been found as accidental contamination of certain vaccines. Widely used in Alex Jones lexicon

"Doctor, the vaccines for bird flu all have mercury in them"

"Thats not contamination, thats Vitamin M"

by The_JDH July 30, 2009

weight smart vitamin

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....

Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

Vitamin G

Well its like gasoline

In fact, it really is.

Bart: Man i hate mowing the lawn
Homer: Here, use Vitamin G
(grass lites on fire)
Bart: Umm...dad
Homer: Don't worry it's a "Controlled Burn"

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 10, 2003

Vitamin K

Keystone, Getting your daily dose of Vitamin K.

"Man my body isn't agreeing with me today"
"Must have had a little too much Vitamin K last night"

"I have been have had such a tough week..."
"Sounds like you are having a Vitamin K deficiency."

by www.keystone.com September 8, 2009