verbal squirts

Similar to verbal diarrhea. Usually consists short squirts of verbal nonsense.

He is having verbal squirts

by Mc lockenthal December 29, 2014

verbal cheese

When somebody says cheesy shit

"My guitar is almost as beautiful as you" -Bf
"Stfu with your verbal cheese." -gf

by SookieXD April 21, 2016

Verbal Anxiety

When someone or something says something so stupid he/she is left in awe or would be outstanded by the stupidity that came from that person or thing.

Jojo - I only needed one conversation with that first grader to get Verbal Anxiety.
Edgar - What's that.
Anthony - Go talk to him.
Jojo - *laughs*

by JjDanCab April 5, 2017

Verbal breastfeeding

To nourish, encourage and be a cheerleader for your male partner, friend or colleague because you are a woman and it is your job to make him feel like the king he is

Boss tells at Jake.

Jake is upset.

Sandra notices Jake is upset and immediately hangs up her call with the client, pulls chair next to Jake and starts a session of verbal breastfeeding.

Jake has regained his confidence and feels like a big boy who can take on the boss.

by Catherinewheel December 13, 2020

Verbal Bukkake

When a group of people speaking directly to you or in close proximity to you about something you could care less about or something that’s stupid and you don’t want to hear, but because of your situation you are forced to listen.

1. Those guys at the bar talking loudly about politics totally verbal bukkake’d me!

2. My boss caught me at the door and after 20 minutes of him telling me about why I wasn't wearing my uniform correctly, I just felt verbally bukkake’d

by Texas Princess-5/4/77 July 19, 2018

Verbal Murder

To completely roast a living creature to the point of embarrassment!

Dang! You just verbal murder that man in the roast.

by Charlie Sr. June 17, 2018

Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.

After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.

by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022