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VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA
by Nutz666 November 8, 2019
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rapacidious vetralian

A fictional creature that has the head of a unicorn and the body of a dinosaur. It was invented by a computer science class in Santa Barbara, CA.
Kaylee was shocked when she saw a rapacidious vetralian sitting in the classroom with her... Then she realized she was daydreaming.
by yoonicorn8 September 13, 2017
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Venue Shopping

Venue Shopping — The art of finding the perfect judge and municipality in which to force a pivotal court case designed to restrict the rights of “the many “ by “the few”.

This is currently the most popular political tactic used by “the old guard” to prevent the inevitability of America’s changing demographic realities.

Some say it is a reaction to Barack Obama having become a successful, two term, popular Black President of the United States; but, that would be like saying that at the heart of American culture there is an unstated racism.

Wait…that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Two places where Venue Shopping can be clearly seen in our border policies and in out treatment of women and the rights that they have — or don’t have — over their own bodies.

In the old days we didn’t say “venue shopping — which is kind of a disinfected boutique term, we used to say “THE FIX IS IN”.
Opponents to the reproductive freedom of women went Venue Shopping in Texas to find a judge who would outlaw gynecological medications used in both miscarriages and abortions..
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 9, 2023
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Vesuvio Special

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter
Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special
by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015
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You've Been Trumped

When a Male walks up to a female and grabs her crotch and says "You've been Trumped". This practice is widely spreading among middle schools and high schools across the United States of America following the presidential election of 2016.
Donald just walked up to Megyn and grabbed a handful of her vagina while laughing and yelled "You've been Trumped!!" and all the boys in class laughed hysterically .
by CinnamonSeven November 15, 2016
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Vergil

A person who has a obsession for Being MOTIVATEDand having more having more power
i need more power”-Vergil(2009)
by Pot Ato May 10, 2019
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Velma Slice

A term used to tell someone you want a small cut or slice of something, usually cake.
Will you just cut me a Velma slice?
by Stevens05 June 3, 2019
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