ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur mom

fat

ur ur mom

by KAMEORNEV September 5, 2021

Ur Mom

It is a saying your mentally ill friends say a lot. The don't always mean it, but it does have you think, "Do they wanna do my mom?"

Person 1: What do you wanna do, Person 2?
Person 2: Ur mom

by UrMomsSidePiece February 13, 2022

Ur mom

About 99.9% of a middle schooler’s vocabulary.

Person 1: What’s for lunch today?

Person 2: Ur mom

by probablygaylol July 8, 2022

ur mom

thick

ur mom is fat

by victin February 23, 2021

Ur 🐓

Sometimes I say this after my friend tells a ur mom joke
It basically means “your cock”

Person: ur mom
Me: ur 🐓

by Cherry B. Lavender September 26, 2021

ur mom

a exaggerating word, or something i don't know.. mostly used as a mom joke..??
(istg if someone says "ur mom" again i might go nuts and rip off all my hair)

person 1: ur mom
person 2: YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF

by flayie June 26, 2023