suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Cook yo ass up

"cook your ass up" is a phrase used by locals of the eastern coast of the United States which translates to a very lengthy, "to belittle, Insult, make fun of, ect. A specific individual to the point of submission from which they can not return or rebuttal from such devastating persecutions, although the statements made are from a joking stand point and should not be taken wholeheartedly"

Boy... I'm bout to cook yo ass up.

by ChaBoiP September 3, 2019

shut yo bitch ass up!

Sir, would kindly honour me with your silence.

by yo momma says shot yo bitch ass up! September 27, 2003

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

shut yo bitch ass up

man you messed up, just stfu dude

Ashe:"hehehe uwu hey Jake UwU"
Jake: "shut yo bitch ass up tf"

by JustStfuIDidNotAsk October 29, 2021

Shut yo bitch ass up

when someone is speaking out of line to you and/or acting like a bitch and won’t shut up.

IF YOU DONT SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

by Kd Staxks September 5, 2021