touchingpenis

when you really enjoy touchingpenises you become a touchingpenis. this means, every time there is a penis nearby, you touch penises, because you are a touching penis

touchingpenis: omg i smell a penis
penis: hey sexy lets mingle
touchingpenis: fo sho

by Batmansgf696969696969669969696 April 19, 2022

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touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

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touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022

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Touching Money

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by Sussyposter January 9, 2023

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touching tongue's with Olivia

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.

Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it

by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023

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