tinder-gret

an immediate feeling of regret after mistakenly liking or misliking another human being on Tinder.

Dude A: she was so hot, and damn my fat finger.
Dude B: you must be having tinder-grets now.

by safety inspector January 8, 2015

tinderscape

An overall judgement based on the quality and quantity of males and/or females within a selected radius of your smartphone while using the tinder app.

(Ralph and Frankie are on a road trip)
Ralph: Yo Frankie! What's the tinderscape looking like here in this small Texan town?

Frankie: Fuckin' sucks. Just a bunch of fattys, sagity boobs and butterfaces. Now the app just keeps 'searching' in the area for more cunts. Ain't nothing new coming up!

Ralph: Shit bro! You gotta turn the search radius up. And we gotta get the fuck out of this town. Let's go to Austin where all the hot bitches are!

by Owl carnival June 27, 2014

Tinder Daddy

Someone who becomes a father after a hookup they met on Tinder. Their child is, in turn, a Tinder Baby.

Shannon, 19: hey, i dont know how to tell you this, but your gonna be a tinder daddy
Sam, 24: fuckk

by airhogs777 April 7, 2016

Tinderize

v. To beat your meat while swiping right.

It's late, time to Tinderize and call it a night

by JusDay April 20, 2016

tinder egg

Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!

That dude got more than he bargained for, she gave him a tinder egg...

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

Tinderrhea

SUPER gonorrhea that you contracted whilst having a tinder meetup.
Invented by Tim

Ring Ring, (Girlfriend) hey you wank stain, why have I got Super Gonarreha ?

(Boy friend) ummm well I may have tripped and fallen on this Nurse or barmaid or uber driver or maybe she was an unemployed crack head. and that is how you may have it.
We just talked so tripping and falling on her could not have possibly caused it.

(EX Girlfriend) There is no cure for Tinderrhea....NO CURE, you clock hole.

And so the story continues for this was the beginning of the zombie super gonarreha outbreak destroyed the human tinder population.

by mr monaro May 28, 2018

Tinderize

Tinderize: verb (used within tinder) tin·der·ized, ten·der·iz·ing.
Definition

1.) The process of getting mind raped with intelligent words from an attractive individual over the tinder app.

James can tinderize me any day of the week.

by Swaggernometry August 20, 2013