twat

To have left a message on Twitter.

Wow, that was so incredibly dull I nearly twat.

by Doctor Lard April 15, 2009

twat

An enthusiastic user of twitter

There are a lot of twats at Glasto this year.

by hieronymo44 June 24, 2011

twats

The plural for 20 or 22 inch rims on a vehicle.

When I ride in the ghetto, I'm rollin' on twats.

by E-Litterate Ni-Grow November 25, 2002

twatted

sent a lame tweet; usually indicating that the sender is pussying out of something

He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.

by rhinozrus March 20, 2011

twatting

When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.

My boyfriend thought he was making me happy, when in reality I had to kick him out for twatting

by pfunk815 June 23, 2010

Twatting

When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.

Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting

by Where's The Queef? September 15, 2012

twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

by jake5253 June 15, 2009