Turd Circle

A way to empty your RV sewer tank

Gary was doing turd circles to empty out his camper septic tank at the local high school parking lot.

by RVlife May 15, 2018

turd connoisseur

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.

A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Anger Turd

The feces that one leaves for another person to find out of spite.

Amber Heard left an anger turd on Johnny's side of the bed.

by Anya Christina Harris April 30, 2022

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Turd

The first name of Turd Ferguson. Refering to SNL's classic response during an always hillarious Jeopardy skit circa mid 90's. See also Rob Bauman.

Norm MacDonald as Bert Renolds to Jeopardy host Will Ferrell as Alex Trabeck: "Turd, like Turd Ferguson. Get it. Its funny."

by RobertoBaumanTurd September 4, 2009

turd crumbs

nugs of poo which have broken off the main vessel.

dude, i went to take a dump and you left a batch of turd crumbs in the bowl.

by Dan Carre February 22, 2004

Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004