Nigger Trophy

The half-black child of a white woman. Generally the father is in jail or whereabouts unknown.

Doris's daughter spent a lot of time down at the projects. Now she has a nigger trophy as a momento.

by Ireallyamtheman January 8, 2012

beer trophy

An object stolen from a public place whilst under the influence of alcohol. Traffic signs, cones and other items of street furniture are traditional beer trophies.

Wow, you stole a bus stop, that's an awesome beer trophy!

by Richard Mitchell May 31, 2006

crotch trophy

Young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several "enrichment programs" and whose parents can't bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.

Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!

by efie30 January 2, 2009

Mirror Trophy

To pop a zit that has enough force to shoot out onto a mirror, then proceed to leave the residue on the mirror for others to see.

"Next time you go to the bathroom make sure to check out my Mirror Trophy."

by Randall Mozier August 31, 2013

Fuck Trophy

A baby.

She's hot, but she has a couple of fuck trophies and I don't feel like being a daddy.

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

Fuck Trophy

1) Proof positive that at some point, somewhere, someone was desperate enough to fuck you.
2) Hell-spawn sprung forth from your loins

Think you could shut your fuck trophy up so that the rest of the restaurant could enjoy their dinner?

by scynthious April 24, 2010

Assist Trophy

A violent racial slur used to initiate mass genocide against multiple spiecies

Once again, Waluigi's Assist Trophy joins the collection!!... Which also means he's not a playable character. Just because you try hard doesn't mean you'll make it into the battle.

by JZA333 September 13, 2018