trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

Golden trombone

The golden trombone is the sexual position taken by those women in their 50's.

Liza Minelli loved the golden trombone in her 50's. She was even awarded the prestious Golden Trombone several years in a row. These awards were then sealed by the IRS and awarded the coveted Purina Catchow Award. Meow on!

by J Page October 14, 2015

russian trombone

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time

I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!

by TheMailMan KarlMalone April 30, 2003

slide trombone

The act of sucking one's ass while giving a hand job

Alex gave Taylor a slide trombone last night.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.

Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.

by Stretch_Carrot December 02, 2019

Mediasite Trombone

Receiving a Rusty Trombone while mediasiting lectures

I heard Stephen was getting a Mediasite trombone while he was catching up on Micro lectures.

by Richie Rich 89 December 01, 2010

Trombone player

They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot

Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know

by Trombone gang December 22, 2022