Meant to emphasize how ridiculous a certain situation is. Put in front of a statement. It is never taken as a question, therefore, is never answered.
"Tell me why it was sunny this morning and now it's raining."
"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."
"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."
by Carbutt April 2, 2007
Get the Tell me why mug.You can't tell me is a way of life. It is when a person will do whatever he or she damn well pleases. If you attempt to tell a person to not do something, not only will they do it on purpose, but they will respond wit hthe phrase,"YOU CAN'T TELL ME"
Steve: "Scott(driving 60 in a 40) slow down
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!
by scottyd3186 December 4, 2010
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When someone say something stupid or simple. It's used to annoy people by asking them to tell you more when the statement is final.
Leetal - You're so lame
Johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Leetal - ..... your lame
johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Leetal - ..... your lame
johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
by DownSyndromeXXX September 30, 2011
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Get the telligence mug.What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.
Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.
by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAAaA Joe December 21, 2008
Get the please tell me! mug.Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.
Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.
Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.
by Mr. Andrews McCurdle January 12, 2010
Get the you tell me mug.A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved.
Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.
Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.
Guy 1: Dude, I total earned that money.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.
by TheCommish36 May 29, 2009
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