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Socket Tossed

When a person removes their glass eye so another person can eat out their eye socket.
Did you hear that One Eye Molly removed her glass eye so she could get SOCKET TOSSED?
by DickDynasty May 27, 2018
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Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.
Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.
by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015
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Boner toss

Boner toss is a type of throw in baseball when u put your arm straight back and turn it in to a catapult
We cal it the boner toss, because it’s hard as hell, and it’ll get you in the eye if you ain’t lookin
by Narcfucc May 30, 2019
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mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
by Jezzirok April 15, 2008
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tossing the cage

A fit of extreme laughter in which one's face goes red and one's vocal cords freeze up. The term "tossing the cage" refers to the spasms of the diaphragm and ribcage that occur during extreme laughter.
Man 1: Yo, that mans deadass tossing the cage right now?!
Man 2: It wasn't even that funny!
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peck tossing

The act of throwing a little person across a room. Points awarded for how far the”Peck” is tossed.
Hey let’s go peck tossing down at the bar!
by silversrfr88 July 27, 2018
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turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.
Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!
by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010
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