torpedoed

To be betrayed, backstabbed, dissed, or punked by a someone you thought loyal.

Usually it's bros before hos, but Eddy torpedoed me with that bitch.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

rusty torpedo

after you fuck a bitch in the ass and shove your rod down her throat.

i know this hoe who liked ass to mouth so i gave her a rusty torpedo.

by t-loc April 28, 2006

Torpedo

A nickname for a girl who has extremly big boobs! The girl will most likely not like this nickname, but its for a good reason. Then again, on a rare occasion, the girl might like it, so give it a try!

Guy: hey look at that chick, she's got a nice rack!
Guy#2: DAMN! Her nickname is Torpedo dude!

( Guy#2 goes over by the girl )

Guy#2: hey Torpedo! Nice to meet ya!
Girl: What did you call me?
Guy: Torpedo, ya know.... you got reAlly big tits!
Girl: i know i do, but you dont need to give me a nickname like that!

by Shelberzzzzzzo February 21, 2010

Topley

The greatest and goofiest kid ever. Makes stupid yet funny comments, and he will always make you laugh. Despite common belief, he is a great boyfriend. He is always faithful, even when surrounded by pretty girls. He is quite clumsy. It is always fun to be with him, and never boring. He is a great cuddler who gives excellent hugs. Math is not a strong point for him, but he is smart at other subjects if he applies himself. He will always make you feel good about yourself.

I'm feeling a little down about myself today.
Chat with Topley, maybe he will hug you.

by Oignon September 20, 2009

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

topless blow job

Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.

Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.

by John Balls October 27, 2007

spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.

I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007