torpedo

1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.

Hit by a torpedo


I dropped a torpedo

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Raspberry Torpedo

When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.

I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.

Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo

by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

torpedog

A highly explosive dog that can be fired through destroyers and used for blowing up enemy ships with the highly explosive warhead(dog head)

Look the torpedog is coming to my ship. Fuck.

by Ay0503 June 18, 2014

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

slippery torpedo

To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.

Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.

by stackwhacker April 22, 2015

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016