Tampinco Toke 

1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.

2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."

"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"

Tampinco Toke by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012

Poon tokens 

Tokens received by a male while in pursuit of a female. Tokens can be rewarded by the girl you are in pursuit of when you execute down a successful action or phrase.

Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.

There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.

I've been getting poon tokens from Jessica all week, I think I'm gonna get a chance to cash them in this weekend.

I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.

I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.

Poon tokens by irishrugby13 September 24, 2010

Jedi Toke

When the marijuana joint has become so small, you have to inhale (take a toke) without it touching your lips so that it doesn't burn you. This is an advanced level of smoking weed hence the comparison to a Jedi.

Person 1: Mate theres not much left of the doob, you might as well put it out.

Person 2: Nah no worries there's still a bit left, Ill just Jedi Toke it

Jedi Toke by xX Dave 69 Blazing Squad Xx February 6, 2019

Toker Night 

An evening filled with playing cards and smoking pot with friends.

person 1: Hey, man, remember this Friday is toker night. You in?

person 2: Oh yeah, sweet. I'll bring the weed this time.

Toker Night by JewCurls November 20, 2013

ingrown toenail 

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.

That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!

ingrown toenail by One painful thing December 28, 2005

toenut

a toenut is a supporter of z*e laverne, z*e laverne is a very bad person and has done some gross things and should be in jail, but we are not talking about z*e today were talking about her toxic supporters who tell people to kill themselves and that there not worth it but say that THERE GETTING "BULLIED" so at the end of the day what do we know? we know that toenuts are not worth it :)

hey do you know who z*e lavernes supporters are?\

yeah toenuts!

toenut by beansareyummy November 10, 2020

tokin it fat 

a large amount of pot smoked via a bong, joint, blunt, ect. rip..

we bought an oz, we were tokin it fat.

tokin it fat by fatassrips August 15, 2010