trouser tent

a tent made in the trouser department being held up by ones pork sword aka cock

wow trev thats a fuckoff trouser tent u got there

by darryn,marshy,dan October 13, 2006

Trouser Sword

a: A name for one's penis.
b: Less commonly, a bladed weapon concealed in one's trousers.

a: My girlfriend was really asking for it, so I jousted her with my trouser sword.

b: I was halfway through mugging this guy when he produced his trouser sword and sent me running for my life. (this could also pertain to definition a)

by omgitsabearlol June 27, 2009

trouser chicken

Figurative slang for a cock

Watch out, it pecks and will throw up when excited

by Druss June 09, 2005

Trouser Snake

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

by EminemGuy313 January 14, 2018

trouser tango

The act of having Sexual Intercourse.

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}

by JR April 10, 2005

trouser pixie

A big faggot who loves cock, and is very fem.

That pickle sniffing , limp wristed trouser pixie tried to stroke my pee-pee!

by geo October 06, 2004

Trouser Troll

A woman who is looking to get in your pants.
One who trolls for trouser snake.

I picked up a trouser troll at the club last night and woke up at a motel in a bathtub of ice with a missing kidney.

by Knowyershit October 05, 2012