Captain Sparklez

Jordan Maron or otherwise known as CaptainSparklez is a youtuber who also works with Machinima, He is a super sweet loving guy. He has his hair up in a "fo-hawk" For some he is also "socialy awkward" Others might just thing his as another hot youtuber. He loves to play Minecraft Call Of Duty Zombies. He is easily scared and just a fun guy to prank once in a while. Whenever you get to meet him, try to scare the hell out of him. hehe.

Girl 1: OMG Its Captain Sparklez like the most awesome guy ever!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!

by Mrs. Sparkly girl July 28, 2013

captain obvious

When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.

Him: When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.
Me: Thanks for that, captain obvious!

by themoose December 28, 2007

captain's log

What Spock found floating in the toilet.

Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87

Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.

by Tubular Bells April 17, 2011

captain black

a small cigar(colt) With a sweet tip..comes in original, sweet cherry and sweet tip(choclatey)...

i FucKinG sMoKeD My WhoLe PacK oF CaPTainS YesTeRDaY~!

by The Reefer Man April 26, 2005

Captain Rhodes

Joe Pilato's character in Day of the Dead. Universally known to be a badass although he doesn't actually do anything badass, apart from bad mouth all the other characters and yell at zombies.

Still cool.

CHOOOOOKE ON 'EM! says Captain Rhodes.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Captain Winters

A character in the video game Payday 2. A Special Unit of Police Officer, and comes into an area occupied by the PAYDAY gang, hell-bent on taking them down, and always assaults with his buddies. But, he ends up being a vulnerable turtle that just sits in one part of the map very susceptible to explosives and fire. When he arrives, an officer will scream out to everyone in a five block radius that's he's here.

Officer: The Captain is here! He's here to take over the operation!
Officer: It's the Captain!
Player: Oh, Captain Winters is here. Time for an endless assault wave until he is dead

by Dennis420Blazeit August 15, 2017

captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.

Hold the Captain's Butter please.

by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017