speech virus

A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.

Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will

by Peter M July 5, 2018

Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...

Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)

by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018

twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"

by boatychan February 3, 2019

anger speech

different from hate speech in its lack of depth and emotional (rather than intellectual) nature.

I would call it hate speech, but he comes off more like an angry teenager trying to be edgy, so I would call it "anger speech."

by OpenMicHunter April 10, 2020

Keita’s Speech

Touching and succinct.

“To another year of dumb shit.” - Keita’s Speech

by Hehe369 February 10, 2020

safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.

Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.

by Cpaq February 28, 2020

e speech syndrome

when a person only speaks in a high tone that sounds like the key E. often associated with teens and young adults.

Hey bro
What?
I have something to tell you.
You have e speech syndrome again?
ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHIC????!!!!

by angrymill_mass May 28, 2016